Hobbits on the run

I have a friend and hes really short so we like to make fun of him when we play basketball because hes really fast but he cant make a basket if he had a chance to win a million dollars. We like to call him the hobbit on the run because he reminds us of Frodo from lord of the rings. He is a good friend of mine so if he found out i wrote this he would laugh and chase me like the little hobbit on the run.